Henceforth, upon long absences and mysterious departures from this little blog, my joyous return shall be heralded by much feasting and sport. And, lo, our first such sporting contest shall duly enjoin the Might that is the House of Pledge and the Upstart that is the House of Swiffer, matched in a competition so great, so epic, that SOMEone shall go home victor...and someone not. I have yet to decide if the victor will be the one successful in clearing away all the dust this blog has accumulated in its short life thus far, or if that is a fate best left to the loser. Hrm. Details. Eh.

That being said, I am back! You are welcome! Be still, your beating hearts. All we did was move. And it wasn't even a huge move - it was in the same apartment building and everything. So, yeah, not much explanation for my absence other than sheer, agonizing moving-related LAZINESS.

For now: that is all. On with the contest! (Whar is mah FEAST??)

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