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"I'm going to eat a lot of carrots so I can see God."
"Are you kidding? It's fantastic."
"I know."
"Mom, I put my hands down my pants and through my underwear and messing with the parts where the pee comes from. Can I do that? Is that okay?"
silence (as he ignores me)
"NO."
silence (see above) (He is really getting quite accomplished at this whole blatant disregard thing.)
"Mom, why are my underwear so soggy?"
While he's supposed to be falling asleep: "I put my fingers in my nose, but ... can you tell me to wash my hands in the morning?"
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There are others, but after an evening of particularly incessant chatter, that's the best my brain can come up with. I will spare you any more. You're welcome!
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