You weren't? Oh. You can probably stop reading now, then.
ANYway, for those who haven't yet tried to reach through their computer screens to claw my eyes out and scalp me for my completely and totally asinine posts all about my earth-shatteringly vacuous and overprivileged decisions SUCH AS WHETHER OR NOT TO ATTEND A DESIGNER DENIM SALE, I give you the following update on said sale:
I mean, not TOTALLY, but I was certainly able to shop at ease with both kids in tow. The bummer was that there were no jeans in my size (or, rather, none of the 2 jeans marked in my size were truly to size - nor did they look good, anyway, which probably explains why they were on sale in the first place...or fifth place...or however many times they have been sale'd so far...). I did, however, pick up a hoodie and some jeans for the kids.
Which, let me clarify, means: I picked up a hoodie, as in one, and a pair of jeans, also as in one. For the kids. As in plural. Because The Despot is such a hand-me-down child, and because Fruit Loop has SO MANY clothes (hearkening back to the days when I stayed home and played w/ the fruit loop without doing anything else...like, no laundry, so I was always "Man, I can't believe how quickly this kid goes through clothes, I just have to ("have to!") go buy him more!")... So yeah, buying clothes now is often an exercise in planning for the future day when The Despot will grow into them.
And now I may have rivaled yesterday's breathtakingly absurd and entitled post with one that's even more absurd and entitled. YOU ARE WELCOME.
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