And instead of a real post, I am going to give you a hodge-podge of random things that could have been real posts, (if I fired up enough brain cells...though sometimes I think I can actually feel them shriveling up and dying - makes me wonder if I have that many left. Should I use them sparingly? Do they have a finite amount of brain juice? Am I wasting it RIGHT NOW? COULD I BE ANY MORE INANE?), things that could in no way stand on their own as a real post, and other assorted stuff.
This list will probably only make it to 2 or 3 points before I lost interest and go searching for ice cream in lieu of posting. I'm sorry, but I did tell you you were towards the bottom of the list of things I neglect. Friends? :)?
So. Things. Like:
*Changing Cracker Jack's moniker to The Despot. Yes, it is capitalized, even in my head. It is much more fitting.
*Speaking of, WE HAVE CREATED A MONSTER. Kid can't wait to grow up, and has been desperate (DESPERATE, I TELL YOU) to eat real food for, like, ever. He's to the point where baby food is no longer an option. GIVE ME REAL FOOD OR GIVE ME DEATH! And you'd think he would be fine once I gave him real food - but NOOOOO. I must feed him as fast as his little mouth can chew, because if I don't his world will...what, be forever entombed in Babydom? I don't know. He just yells. A lot. Especially when there is food involved. Especially when he is not getting said food as much or as quickly as he would like.
Is there a Guinness Book of World Records category for speedfeeding a baby? Or speedeating babies? Not that way - "speedeating babies" as in the baby is eating speedily, not eating as many babies as fast as you can. Sheesh, people.
*Many bouts of incredibly bad parenting over the last few days. Perhaps you will see one of those emotionally unstable FUBAR posts on this in the next few days. Or not.
*A great date night w/ Hottie McHotts. More food than you can shake a stick at.
*As part of that date night, finally saw Avatar. Was good, more (as in substance) than I expected, and has been added to a very small, selective list of Movies We Should Really and Truly Own...As In, Like, Buy the DVD and Everything.
*Making decisions in the near future re: LIFE. Moving, to where, when, etc.
*Need to get rid of stuff. Sooo much stuff. Am going to try craigslisting it. Problem: craigslist is full of a bunch of crooks who will rob you blind and not think twice about it. (Not a word about me sentimentally overvaluing my secondhand/used STUFF.)
Wow, look at that. Made it WAY past 2 or 3 points! That deserves some ice cream!
***Edited to add: no title until I post this and look at it and realize I forgot all about a title. And then went back and did one because I felt guilt. Over not titling a blog post. AS IF YOU CARE. :)
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