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A repository for all of my batty, unstable, and otherwise FUBAR musings. May occasionally contain rational content and opinions.

Snow days

First, if there ARE any of you East Coast folks reading this (and I think I can safely say that, no, there is NOBODY reading this), you will think I am out of my mind. Guano crazy, as it were. HOWEVER:

I want to be snowed in! Obviously I am envisioning the snowed in where the heat and electricity and internet all still work, where we are warm and dry and toasty inside our battened down, fully functioning abode - inside looking out and all. Outside = snowy blizzard of DOOM. Inside = chestnuts roasting on an open fire. You know, THAT kind of snowed in.

Really, though, it'd be great. Hottie McHots wouldn't have to work - it would all be postponed/cancelled. We would have a great excuse to watch movies, eat feel-good junk food (homemade popcorn with REAL BUTTER - oh yeah, that's right, I said it), sleep, be lazy, goof off as a family. I wish we were snowed in.

But we're not. And Hottie McHots is pushing to close a deal by Friday - well, HE'S not pushing to close it. He's being pushed to close it, per the client. While we both acknowledge the paycheck is a nice one, it's not worth the stress and health risks and selling of his soul. I think a phone call is in order, wherein I ring the managing partners, give them a good what for, and institute a curfew.

Or maybe I'll just call in and sound all official when I tell them it's a snow day.
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