Or something like that. I'm tired. My brain is done. I think I've spent the last week butting heads w/ the fruit loop, holding a sick Cracker Jack, and being a total shrew. (Poor Hottie McHots. Hottie McHots, will it make you feel better if I tell you I'm planning on showering AND shaving my legs tonight? I mean, planning and actually accomplishing are two vastly different things when it's the end of the day and Fruit Loop is STILL AWAKE, but at least it's on the table.) I need me some Oreos, some ice cream, 12h+ of sleep, an adoption center - not necessarily in that order, either - and seriouslyifthatlittleboogerdemandsonemorethingfrommeiwillSCREAM! Where does a 4-year-old get the idea that I am his total slave? GAHHHHHH!

Why do people have kids? And an even more mindboggling follow-up: why do people have more than one?? I mean, let's be honest here: once you know what you're getting into, why would you ever decide to rinse and repeat? HOW HAS THE HUMAN RACE NOT GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO?** If we were smarter, we would have died out long ago due to inadequate procreation to further the species. I'm just saying.

(Yes, I know, WE HAVE 2 LITTLE MONSTERS OF OUR OWN. We RINSED AND REPEATED. I'm tired. This is the best you get tonight.)

*Or: Why I May Have Just Stumbled Upon Something BIG vis a vis the Dinosaurs and Their MASS EXTINCTION. Yeah, that's right. Exactly.

**Yes, I realize this may not be the MOST accurate phrase, but you get my point. My point? EQUALS EXTINCT.

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