So it was inevitable, I suppose. A perfect maelstrom just waiting to happen. Cracker Jack has reached his first rebellious stage.
(Isn't it a little early for this?)
Okay, so, backstory: we do a lot of store-bought baby food around here. Gerber babies, indeed. Sure, Cracker Jack got the occasional bite of "real people" food, and he gets more as he gets older. He's only working with four teeth, but don't anybody ever say the boy limits himself. He would eat steak if I let him. Doesn't matter what it is, if he judges it to be "real" food, he'll down it. (Funny story: this morning he was refusing his usual baby cereal-based breakfast. Clever - read: sneaky and conniving - mom that I am, I pretended to scoop the food off of Fruit Loop's plate, when the whole time I only ever had baby cereal on the spoon. (I know, genius. Right.) Guess who gobbled THAT down?)
ANYway, so the whole day was pretty much more of the same. HOW DARE I? I mean, why would I even THINK that the baby would deign to look upon - let alone touch or eat! - anything of baby food ilk? He didn't even want his baby yogurt (a guaranteed success, once upon a time), and preferred to cast about with much wailing and gnashing of his four little baby teeth at the terrible lot in life to which he has been cast. When I finally gave him a whole wheat bagel with plain cream cheese, it was as if the heavens themselves had opened up and it was raining baby yogurt-covered manna from the sky.
AND YET. Who, I ask you, do you think was demanding - DEMANDING, when usually he could care less - to be breastfed AROUND THE CLOCK? Hint: it wasn't Fruit Loop, that's for sure. Dude, it's like I had a sign on me that said "All you can eat - open 24/7!" (And it's like Cracker Jack could read, and...eh, it was funnier in my head.)
What gives? I can't win! He wants to dine on real food, yet he's decided to regress back to his newborn days and nurse, nurse, nurse, cry, repeat.
I'm wondering if he's hit a serious growth spurt or something. Although he's obviously discriminate about what he eats (see: no baby food for YOU referenced earlier), which I take it to mean he's not starving and willing to eat whatever slop I put in front of him, so ... yeah. Not sure what to make of that.
Maybe it was just one of those days. In which case, I will go have some peanut butter Oreos.
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