Why do people have kids? And an even more mindboggling follow-up: why do people have more than one?? I mean, let's be honest here: once you know what you're getting into, why would you ever decide to rinse and repeat? HOW HAS THE HUMAN RACE NOT GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO?** If we were smarter, we would have died out long ago due to inadequate procreation to further the species. I'm just saying.
(Yes, I know, WE HAVE 2 LITTLE MONSTERS OF OUR OWN. We RINSED AND REPEATED. I'm tired. This is the best you get tonight.)
*Or: Why I May Have Just Stumbled Upon Something BIG vis a vis the Dinosaurs and Their MASS EXTINCTION. Yeah, that's right. Exactly.
**Yes, I realize this may not be the MOST accurate phrase, but you get my point. My point? EQUALS EXTINCT.